pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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