Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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