butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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