i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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