After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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