I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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