erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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