I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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