Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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