once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
