Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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