I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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