Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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