what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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