im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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