Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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