I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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