I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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