This girl is more easily done than said...
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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