garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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