Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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