I don't think brook has ever known best
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i believe in u and ur pee
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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