What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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