Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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