Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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