Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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