Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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