Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
