Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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