I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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