Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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