This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You are a genius and a whore.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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