South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
