That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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