I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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