alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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