you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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