Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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