Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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