If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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