I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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