I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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