Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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