Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
