he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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