have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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