what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
What drink are we having for lunch?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Randomize
