sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Text me some of your sweat
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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