i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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