Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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