Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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