He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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