we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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