fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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