i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
one might say we're banned from that church
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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