I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
whose parrot is this?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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