THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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